BEHOLD! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.
This is a digital PATTERN so that you can stitch it yourself. Upon purchase, you will be able to download your 3-page .PDF cross stitch pattern.
The .PDF consists of three pages: a color preview, a grid with symbols, and a key. You can print it out or view it on a tablet or computer.
This piece is meant to be stitched on 14-count fabric to fit an 8x10" frame.
The hilarious tapestry meme that I have decided to make available to the masses.
Designed in oldey-timey font in dark brown, finished with details in gold, tan, and green.
Makes a perfect gift for Christmas, birthdays, housewarmings, weddings, or any other occasion celebrated by people don't give a fuck.
Show them that you do give a fuck, stitch them this.
Or...fuck it, stitch it for yourself.
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